Monday, September 29, 2008
Help On Statement Letters For Dental Hygiene
Sunday, September 28, 2008
Handicap Bath Tubs Medicare
The selection is hit and I must admit that the result of my vote to see which photos you want konveniert me considerably more than the national election projection.
Click here for the last be final last photos of my trip. To this, please listen to this song:
What the hell is it because you invaded again? Well, the Independent Pet list was not necessarily large outside chance, but the Austrians meeting tomorrow will be damped stimmungsmaessig something. The
is what you get for trying to act diplomatically and not demonize his opponents! I would have VdB as campaign strategist advised yes, every time HC Strache sprinkle with holy water when he met him in televised debates, and exclaim:
"Back in the Hoellenschlud, from crawling to come! Soft! Vade retro Satana in nomine patris! Crux sancta sit mihi lux
Non draco sit mihi dux Vade retro Satana
suade mihi numquam
vana Sunt mala quae
libas
Ipse venena Bibas
And tell anyone that is not humanist education pays! HA! Instead, he would like to take him to an island, so do the no nonsense can.
Maybe I should offer my services to people who appreciate them? Hugo Chavez certainly has enough room in the budget for a campaign exorcist ...
Back to the serious things of life. The latest trend from down under, so you really REALLY cool:
"Drunken Cambridge Speak English! "
Marvellous, old sport, I reckon this is a really pale ale refreshment, is not it? If it would't be for the ladies in this humble inn, I'd consider barfing out of mere enrichment of the ! evening
The correct universal answer is Of course: Splendid, my good chap
Finally, another 2 pirate jokes to you, to sweeten the waiting time before I'm back!
known how to make a black pirate
pirate, you racist? asshole!
What do you call a Chinese pirate?
Ever seen a Chinese ARRRRRGH! hearsay?
I would have missed even if I had not been there. See ya, mates!
Saturday, September 27, 2008
How To Change Tripod Heads
http://www.youtube.com/v/8Us0eS1uxac&hl=en&fs=1&rel=0> values loyal readership!
This is probably the last original Australian his entry. And I have promised you describe, as has been tortured in Port Arthur Convicts to 1854th
What can I say, I've decided against it, so you are all excited when you meet me again. Absolute power corrupts stop completely.
I am not sure how far this film has also made his rounds in Austria, but here he is touted total. If one of you get bored be, I highly recommend "Waltz with Bashir" to be considered. Mathilda does not occur.
"In Brugues" is also very nice, as an aside. What I find funny is still in Australia:
- say goodbye. It is not adopted, if you go from a business. This has, if you do it anyway, sometimes result in a run after the lackeys on the street to ask what did she say.
- Licensing. Every business requires special licenses that can be obtained from the respective state "rent" to business are. These are not necessarily broad (for example: "Sales of drinks" or "Restaurant"), but incredibly specific. For example, is one of my favorite licenses' sale of alcohol up to 15% by volume in the period from 12.00 am to 08.00 pm on Sundays. And they are expensive pig, so you under no circumstances after 7 shots to get more in a restaurant, but a hot meal. We must therefore set about exactly what you want.
- Bottle shops. Bottle shops are supermarkets for alcoholic beverages, provided with bouncers and usually to be found in any garage entrance. Because of the licensing system where you can buy alcohol and take it to any local, unless their license says otherwise, or they have integrated the bottle shop. Funny excesses Anything else? In Hobart, the capital of Tasmania, there are not many bars, Bottle shops, people, or whatever. Therefore, the local cinema a bottle shop. Since this bottle shop but in the cinema itself is, you have to admit it, that one there buys as wine and then consumed during the film. Forget popcorn, nachos or galleons comprehensive Cola cup. Our One goes with a bottle of 2004 Shiraz from Wynyard to the play of light.
useless information that will not help you in small talk situations:
- Hawthorn Hawks have Surprisingly, the AFL Grand Final against Geelong Cats won.
- Malcolm Turnbull is the new opposition leader for the Liberals and steals Kivinen Rudd just the show.
- Australian humor is not funny. And since they have to basically make everything else around, they say, ergo the "Bluey" to redheads or "nigger" to albinos. The "ES" Nigger "Brown Stadium was entnannt so last week. It was not renamed because people still argue, hot as it should. "Nigger" Brown, incidentally, was a rugby player in the 70s.
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Political correctness gets cheesy : The Australian cheese brand "Coon" faces accusations of racism exposed. "Coon", according to legend, the name of the company's founders Offenders (no idea meadow legend, usually we know something after all), is a disrespectful term for Australian aborigines. You can also use it to get rammed in the Belgian Congo a knife in his belly, but that would now be going too far. The controversy divided just Queensland. As the cheese but not taste good (yes Yussi, you would like to have him), I am of the opinion that he heard from the market anyway, by whatever name. Yesterday was killed in the neighboring garden, a 1.5-meter-long Eastern Brown Snake: Too good Let
nt - . This graceful animal is the snake in the world zweitgiftigste and for the most casualties in charge. The ZWEITgiftigste? Phaa, kids stuff! We got snakes haettten after the war! We have nothing had!
So my report is probably too late! Many thanks to all of them, who have faithfully read all the tripe, which I have written. I have no choice about to give up than with a good song and famous last words.
Sunday, September 21, 2008
Kate Kates Playground
Australian humor is about as funny as mead is a beverage, with whom you should warm up, if one is really cold.
I was already through the improv show warned, but my Lord guide by Port Arthur, Tasmania on Deportationsgefaengnis (ie the prison for committing crimes again become Convicts) had put the whole course, the crown.
The "drop bear game" is more like playing with Asians and starts by you trying to get the flora and fauna of the country closer. You can fall by the way, that 8 of the 10 most poisonous animals live in Australia (a fact - I even had one of these spiders in my apartment in Queenstown) goes on, but the biggest risk of drop bears.
follows normal incomprehensible smile.
It describes further, that this is a variation of the otherwise harmless koalas, which are derived from eucalyptus trees drop everything and attack, which comes to them in classes.
Here is a graphical representation:
screamingly funny, huh?
Drop To ward off bears, you can use either a battle with stage 4 + 7 attack against bears, or so the fun goes on and going on really, Vegemite lubricate the ear. The creature like this, in spite of Australian origin, mind you, is nothing.
Then you look how far you can drive tourists. A capital of fun. Not quite as funny is that everyone Deportationsabkoemmling thinks he is the first this brings the Schmeah.
Closely related to the drop bears also the "Haggis scottius" (also known as The Wild Haggis)
, or in our part of the jackalope. And so does the Australian sense of humor, if you are a local rum distillery:
The Bundaberg drop bear commercial !
If I find enough time while I'm here, I describe to you what could come up with Australians, so in 1850 with the castigation of the Nine Tail cat has been banned as inhumane. This was a real inspiration. Suffice it to reveal the name of Port Arthur convicts tried by hunger strike to introduce the whip again. Unfortunately, the guards have found more pleasure in the alternative.
That's even a teaser of the old school!
Photos of Tasmania are published only after being specifically asked. This photo Klauer namely lurking everywhere! (I point to the new poll!)
Monday, September 15, 2008
Irregular Heartbeaton Bp Monitor
I am currently in Tasmania, an island of the approximate area of Ireland, and experience how a city is loosely with 150,000 inhabitants in the shadow of Darwin. Hobart is really a nice little place and the premises are open even after 7. And then I said the Lord Lonely Planet that you are not because of the nightlife, Tassie, so it is called here, is allowed to drive.
here I was on Sunday, even on an improv comedy show that was so bad that I have is amusing. What do you expect from the title improv Vice .
Small Fun Fact on the edge?
in Tasmania was established the first green party in the world and is still very strong, not like ours, where even a party called Fritz makes a move to get more votes.
The Greens have so much sympathy points here, as they brace themselves firmly against any dam project that they want to impress Canberra. In the current project, the Gunns pulp mill, even Austrian investors have their finger in the pie. Somehow it creates Gunns not convince to me with their Homepage , that this is a good project.
But now positive subjects.
In my Mount Wellington first ascent of the snow storm (really true, I have proof photos) can proclaim I, according to the altitude of 1270 meters successful circuit today I'm going in the morning leave for Cradle Mountain, a National Park, which was founded by an Austrian. He has climbed this mountain and shouted loudly to the legend: "This country is so beautiful, this is on forever for everyone to be received". Granted, that one has been stolen from the Aborigines, one need not mention, but which are safe anyway happy if their former tribal area to be designated a nature park. I'm also on the summit Mount Wellington tried, but somehow it just the tea-tree pines around me a little impressed. I still have to learn how to set up parks!
Tasmania is also the habitat of one of the most coolest animals ever! Since each pack can platypus, if "the marsupilam scavenger" is.
The Tasmanian devil! the precise shape it is still unclear.
the Tasmanian Tiger is already extinct, but what Irving says Bindi, the 9 year old daughter of the man who has indeed wrestled crocodiles, but was felled by a stingray? Extinction stinks! Thanks
public television this little pest has even its own animal show in which she explains the importance of nature protection, but an entire zoo for her birthday (her heritage) einzuckert with snow cannons (at 30 degrees)!
It is hard to believe in higher powers, if such people are not struck down by a thunderbolt.
Thanks to all who share my journey through Tasmania and not notify me of the Internet police.
I know now it occurs to me the way, not just when I'm back because I Qantas the flight was canceled. Against this airline Aeroflot is a treat! Bastards!